John (Ruthless Rhymes) by Harry Graham

Name: John (Ruthless Rhymes)
Author: Harry Graham

The book is a collection of humorous poems that satirize the social conventions and hypocrisies of Victorian England. It features lighthearted yet biting rhymes that poke fun at societal norms, politics, and cultural expectations. The tone is playful but also slightly subversive, using humor to critique the status quo.

By Harry Graham · First published 1899 · Genre: Dark Comedy, Poetry, Satire · 290 words

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John, across the broad Atlantic, / Tried to navigate a barque, / But he met an unromantic / And extremely hungry shark.

John (I blame his childhood's teachers) / Thought to treat this as a lark, / Ignorant of how these creatures / Do delight to bite a barque.

Said, 'This animal's a bore! ' and, / With a scornful sort of grin, / Handled an adjacent oar and / Chucked it underneath the chin.

At this unexpected juncture, / Which he had not reckoned on, / Mr. Shark he made a puncture / In the barque -- and then in John.

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Work type: Poem
Author: Harry Graham
Date: 1899 CE
Language: English
Genres: Dark Comedy, Poetry, Satire, Children's Literature, Adventure
Length: 290 words
Structure: 1 section, 8 paragraphs
Reading fit: Fairly Easy (7th Grade)

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Dark Comedy — The poem uses humor in a macabre situation, focusing on the absurdity of John's demise and the narrator's concern over personal belongings.
Poetry — The work is structured in verse form with rhyme and meter, characteristic of poetry.
Satire — The poem satirizes human folly and indifference, particularly through the narrator's trivial concerns in the face of tragedy.
Children's Literature — Despite its dark humor, the style and simplicity of the language are reminiscent of children's rhymes.