The Cat (Ruthless Rhymes)

The Cat (Ruthless Rhymes) by Harry Graham

This collection of poems satirizes the Victorian era's social norms and conventions through dark humor and irony. The Cat is a symbol of cruelty and chaos, often depicted in situations where it wreaks havoc on its owners or other animals. The poems frequently use absurdity to critique societal expectations around child-rearing, marriage, and class status.

By Harry Graham · First published 1898 · Genre: Poetry, Humor, Children's Literature · 179 words

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(_Advice to the Young_)

My children, you should imitate / The harmless, necessary cat, / Who eats whatever's on his plate, / And doesn't even leave the fat; / Who never stays in bed too late, / Or does immoral things like that; / Instead of saying, 'Shan't! ' or 'Bosh! ' / He'll sit and wash, and wash, and wash!

When shadows fall and lights grow dim, / He sits beneath the kitchen stair; / Regardless as to life and limb, / A shady lair he chooses there; / And if you tumble over him, / He simply loves to hear you swear. / And, while bad language _you_ prefer, / He'll sit and purr, and purr, and purr!

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Satire · Dark Humor · Poetry · Rhyming Verse · Social Commentary · Critique of Society · Feline Theme · Animal Imagery · Ruthless Tone · Sarcastic Language · Wit · Wordplay

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