Don't Look a Gift-Horse in the Mouth

Don't Look a Gift-Horse in the Mouth

This collection of perverted proverbs presents humorous twists on familiar sayings, often with a dark or ironic tone. The book's title phrase, for example, suggests that one should be grateful for gifts without questioning their quality. However, the phrase is subverted to imply that one should not look a gift-horse in the mouth because it might bite back.

By Harry Graham · First published 1925 · Genre: Humor, Poetry, Satire · 380 words

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I knew a man who lived down South; / He thought this maxim to defy; / He looked a Gift-horse in the Mouth; / The Gift-horse bit him in the Eye! / And, while the steed enjoyed his bite, / My Southern friend mislaid his sight.

Now, had this foolish man, that day, / Observed the Gift-horse in the _Heel_, / It might have kicked his brains away, / But that's a loss he would not feel; / Because, you see (need I explain? ), / My Southern friend has got no brain.

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Satire · Dark Humor · Proverbial Parody · Social Commentary · Wit · Irony · Cynicism · Morbid Humor · Absurdity · Black Comedy · Wordplay · Language Play

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