The Barber

The Barber by Hilaire Belloc (1908)

A young man visits a barber and asks for a shave. The barber agrees but warns him that the razor will be very sharp. As he begins to shave, the young man becomes increasingly anxious about the sharpness of the blade. He eventually flees in terror, leaving his face unshaven.

By Hilaire Belloc · First published 1908 · Genre: Philosophical, Travel, Satire · 2,356 words

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Humanity, my dear little human race, is at once more difficult to get at and more generally present than you seem to know. You are yourselves human beings, dear people. Yet how many have so fully understood their fellows (that is, themselves) that they could exactly say how any man will behave or why any man behaves as he does? But with that I am not to-day concerned. I am concerned with another matter, which is the impossibility of getting away from these brothers of ours, even if we desire to do so.

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Satirical · Fiction · Novella · Social Commentary · Humor · Irony · Critique of Society · Class Satire · English Literature · 20th Century Literature · Short Story Collection · Literary Fiction

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