‘Tally Ho' -- Budmash

‘Tally Ho' -- Budmash by John Galsworthy

"Tally Ho — Budmash" follows a small, sturdily built Anglo-Indian boy, Geoffrey Standing Blount—nicknamed "Tally Ho" and given to a charmingly mangled pidgin English picked up from his family's servants and the Chinese cook Foo Ching—on his first days in England after arriving from India. Attended by his devoted Hindu bearer Kotah Lal, he strolls through Piccadilly, marveling at London traffic, bicycling women, and the unfamiliar bustle of "Western energy," while Kotah Lal patiently answers his stream of questions, inventing the fanciful demon "Indi-Gesti-Un" to explain why Londoners rush about so. Hungry for his tiffin of curry and rice, the pair head toward the Underground, but on the train Kotah Lal, exhausted from two sleepless nights of travel, drifts into a deep sleep. When the train stops, restless Tally Ho slips out alone to find his engine-driver friend "Blown," only to discover the driver isn't the man he expected. The train pulls away with the oblivious Kotah Lal still aboard, and Tally Ho, undaunted and dry-eyed, sets off in pursuit along the platform, chasing a small dog partway before losing his ticket-less way entirely and wandering, unchecked by a flustered ticket collector, into St James's Park. There he becomes enchanted by the ornamental ducks and loudly declares his wish to take a pair home in his pockets—only to find they belong to the Queen. His plaintive appeal draws the attention of a gruff but kindly elderly General, who is startled and charmed by the boy's fearless self-possession, his salutes, and his fluent aside in Persian. Unable to resist the child's forthright charm, the General takes him under wing, lets him carry his walking stick like a rifle, and marches him off to lunch at his club, all the while trying to puzzle out who this "lost" but clearly well-bred boy might be. At the club, comic mishaps ensue: Tally Ho examines the unfamiliar tape machine, is boosted onto chairs to wash at basins built for adults, orders "curry and rice and plums" with unruffled authority despite neither being on the menu, and innocently mortifies a young waiter by asking whether the "big fire" has made him sick, having assumed all club waiters would be black like those in India. The General and his lunch companion, Colonel Morant, work out through detective-like deduction—recognizing "Number One mud-and-water soldier" as Tally Ho's pidgin term for a Royal Engineers commanding officer—that the boy is the son of Major F. Standing Blount, lately of the Deyra Dhun in India, and dispatch a commissionaire to trace his family through his London bankers. Through it all, Tally Ho remains merry, imperious, and utterly unbothered by being "losted," charming the General with his forceful, unconsciously funny turns of phrase and his instinctive command of the men around him. After lunch he claims a customary "puffle" of cigar smoke, as his father always allows him, and promptly falls asleep in an armchair, murmuring contentedly about being lost. The story closes on the General's tender, half-joking prophecy to Morant that this fearless "tow-headed young budmâsh" will grow up to be a soldier as great as—or greater than—either of them, embodying the story's guiding proverb that "as the egg, so the chicken": the child's natural authority and courage foreshadow the man he will become, carrying forward the tradition of service represented by his engineer father and by the old General himself.

By John Galsworthy · First published 1897 · Genre: Humorous Fiction, Children's Literature, Social Satire · 6,183 words

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‘As the egg, so the chicken. ' / -- Free translation of a native proverb.

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short fiction · British literature · early twentieth century · social realism · satire · class consciousness · moral conflict · social commentary · English society · country life · hunting culture · colonial setting

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