
A young man returns to his hometown after a long absence and becomes involved with a local girl who is being courted by another man. The story explores themes of love, loyalty, and small-town life.
By Joseph C. Lincoln · First published 1906 · Genre: Humor, Satire, Lyric Poetry · 580 words
I never was naturally vicious; / My spirit was lamb-like and mild; / I never was bad or malicious; / I loved with the trust of a child. / But hate now my bosom is burning, / And all through my being I long / To get one solid thump on the head of the chump / Who wrote the new popular song.
The office-boy hums it, / The book-keeper drums it, / It's whistled by all on the street; / The hand-organ grinds it, / The music-box winds it, / It's sung by the "cop" on the beat. / The newsboy, he spouts it, / The bootblack, he shouts it, / The washwoman sings it all wrong; / And I laugh, and I weep, / And I wake, and I sleep, / To the tune of that popular song.
The Popular Song is listed on Textopian as a poem by Joseph C. Lincoln, dated 1906 CE.
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American Literature · Classic Novel · Coming-of-Age Story · Fiction · Humor · Literary Fiction · Novel · Satire · Social Commentary · Small-Town Life · Young Adult · Realism