
The narrative begins with a protagonist who has recently settled in a new location and encounters a man claiming to be an assessor from the U.S. Internal Revenue Department. The protagonist, eager to engage in conversation, attempts to learn more about the man's business. The assessor, while appearing amiable, provides vague responses, prompting the protagonist to share exaggerated details about his own financial success in hopes of eliciting information about the assessor's business. As the conversation unfolds, the protagonist boasts about his substantial income from lecturing, writing, and other ventures, claiming a total income of over two hundred thousand dollars. The assessor, feigning astonishment, expresses a desire to have the protagonist's business and hands him an envelope containing what he claims is an advertisement. The protagonist, flattered and somewhat naive, allows the assessor to embrace him before he departs. Upon opening the envelope, the protagonist discovers it is not an advertisement but a complex tax return form filled with intrusive questions about his finances. Realizing he has been manipulated into revealing his supposed wealth, he becomes distressed at the prospect of owing a significant income tax based on his inflated declarations. Seeking advice from a wealthy acquaintance, he learns how to creatively manipulate deductions to reduce his taxable income to a mere fraction of what he initially claimed. The acquaintance demonstrates how to list various deductions, effectively transforming the protagonist's financial situation from one of apparent wealth to one of modest income. Following this guidance, the protagonist submits a fraudulent tax return, filled with lies and deceit, ultimately resigning himself to the moral compromise he has made. He reflects on the hypocrisy of the wealthy and respected individuals who engage in similar practices, concluding that he is not ashamed of his actions, as they are commonplace among the elite. The work critiques the absurdities of the tax system and the lengths to which individuals will go to evade financial responsibility, highlighting themes of vanity, deception, and societal hypocrisy. The protagonist's journey illustrates the tension between self-perception and reality, as well as the moral dilemmas faced in a society that values wealth and status over integrity.
By Mark Twain · First published 1882 · Genre: Satire, Humor, Social Commentary · 2,193 words
The first notice that was taken of me when I "settled down" recently was by a gentleman who said he was an assessor, and connected with the U. S. Internal Revenue Department. I said I had never heard of his branch of business before, but I was very glad to see him all the same. Would he sit down? He sat down. I did not know anything particular to say, and yet I felt that people who have arrived at the dignity of keeping house must be conversational, must be easy and sociable in company. So, in default of anything else to say, I asked him if he was opening his shop in our neighborhood.
He said he was. [I did not wish to appear ignorant, but I had hoped he would mention what he had for sale.]
A Mysterious Visit is listed on Textopian as a short story by Mark Twain, dated 1882 CE.
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Mystery · Adventure · Humor · Satire · Social Commentary · American Literature · 19th Century Fiction · Travelogue · Autobiographical Elements · Coming of Age · Self-Discovery · Cultural Critique