Amended Obituaries by Mark Twain

The work presents a satirical exploration of the concept of obituaries, framed as a personal appeal to the press. The narrator, nearing seventy, reflects on the inevitability of death and the importance of controlling how one is remembered. He argues that obituaries, often written posthumously, lack the nuanced perspective that the subject could provide if given the opportunity to edit them. The narrator emphasizes that the essence of an obituary lies not in the factual recounting of a person's life but in the interpretation and judgments made by the writer. He expresses concern over the potential for negative portrayals and seeks to amend any existing obituaries to ensure they reflect a more favorable view of his life and character. He requests that newspapers publish any obituaries they have prepared for him, allowing him to revise the verdicts contained within. The narrator proposes to pay for these amendments, indicating a willingness to invest in his legacy. He envisions these amended obituaries as a source of comfort for his family and a valuable heirloom for future generations. Additionally, he offers a prize for the best obituary, humorously suggesting that it should be suitable for public reading and evoke a sense of regret. This adds a layer of irony, as he seeks to control the narrative of his death while simultaneously acknowledging the absurdity of the endeavor. Overall, the work critiques societal norms surrounding death and remembrance, highlighting the often superficial nature of public eulogies and the desire for personal agency in how one is remembered. The tone is both humorous and reflective, blending Twain's characteristic wit with a deeper commentary on mortality and legacy.

By Mark Twain · First published 1880 · Genre: Satire, Essay, Humor

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