English as she is Taught

English as she is Taught

"English as She is Taught" by Mark Twain is a satirical examination of the educational system, particularly focusing on the absurdities found in students' responses to various subjects. The work compiles genuine, humorous, and often nonsensical answers given by schoolchildren in their recitations, highlighting the disconnect between what is taught and what is understood. Twain categorizes the content into fifteen subjects, including grammar, geography, and mathematics, showcasing the children's misunderstandings and misinterpretations of words and concepts. The text serves as a critique of the educational practices of the time, illustrating how students are often overwhelmed by material that exceeds their comprehension, leading to comical and misguided definitions and explanations.

By Mark Twain · First published 1885 · Genre: Satire, Humor, Non-fiction · 4,926 words

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In the appendix to Croker's Boswell's Johnson one finds this anecdote:

_Cato's Soliloquy_. -One day Mrs. Gastrel set a little girl to repeat to him (Dr. Samuel Johnson) Cato's Soliloquy, which she went through very correctly. The Doctor, after a pause, asked the child:

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Satire · Social Commentary · Language · Cultural Criticism · Humor · Irony · Sarcasm · Education · Pedagogy · Etymology · Linguistics · Philology

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