Mrs. Mcwilliams and the Lightning

Mrs. Mcwilliams and the Lightning

The narrative follows Mr. McWilliams, who is plagued by his wife Evangeline's intense fear of lightning during a thunderstorm. The story begins with Evangeline calling out to her husband from a closet, expressing her distress over the storm. She believes that staying in bed during such weather is dangerous, and she insists that Mortimer should take precautions to protect himself and their children. As the storm intensifies, Evangeline's panic escalates, leading to a series of humorous exchanges between the couple. Mortimer attempts to rationalize the situation, arguing that he cannot be blamed for the storm and that he has not neglected his prayers. Evangeline, however, is convinced that every action Mortimer takes could attract lightning, from lighting a match to standing near a window. In a frantic effort to ensure Mortimer's safety, Evangeline instructs him to don various items for protection, including a fireman's helmet and a militia sabre. She believes that metals will act as lightning rods, and she insists on following the advice from a German book she has. Mortimer, caught in the absurdity of the situation, complies with her demands while trying to maintain his sanity. The couple's antics culminate in Mortimer ringing a large dinner bell in an attempt to ward off the lightning, which Evangeline believes is a necessary precaution. However, the chaos is interrupted when neighbors, drawn by the noise, come to investigate. They inform Mortimer that there is no storm; instead, the flashes and sounds were from cannon fire celebrating a political event. The story concludes with Mortimer reflecting on the absurdity of their situation, highlighting the irony of Evangeline's fears and the lengths they went to in the name of safety. The narrative serves as a comedic exploration of irrational fears and the dynamics of marital relationships under stress.

By Mark Twain · First published 1945 · Genre: Humor, Satire, Fiction · 3,603 words

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Well, sir,-continued Mr. McWilliams, for this was not the beginning of his talk; -the fear of lightning is one of the most distressing infirmities a human being can be afflicted with. It is mostly confined to women; but now and then you find it in a little dog, and sometimes in a man. It is a particularly distressing infirmity, for the reason that it takes the sand out of a person to an extent which no other fear can, and it can't be _reasoned_ with, and neither can it be shamed out of a person. A woman who could face the very devil himself-or a mouse-loses her grip and goes all to pieces in front of a flash of lightning. Her fright is something pitiful to see.

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American Literature · Classic Novel · Fiction · Humor · Satire · Social Commentary · 19th Century · Novel of Manners · Domestic Drama · Family Life · Marriage · Relationships

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