
Dame Quimp, the self-appointed Grumble Collector, travels through the town before Christmas gathering people who complain about their lives. She begins with Farmer Jones, who wishes cold December weather were June, then recruits the milliner’s little daughter, who hates her dress; the baker’s boy and grocer’s clerk, who resent their errands; the doctor’s cook, tired of cooking; and Tommy Brooks, who protests wearing winter clothes. Dame Quimp continues collecting the shoemaker’s wife, weary of housework; the minister’s twin grandchildren, who quarrel over a sled and skates; the banker's Dorothy, who frets despite having many beautiful frocks; and the barber’s grandmother, who is sick of mending socks. Ordering them into a long procession, she leads them over bridges, fields, hills, and woodland paths to Christmas Town, refusing to listen to their complaints even when they become cold and exhausted. At Santa Claus’s shop, Dame Quimp presents her collection and declares that none deserves a Christmas gift. Santa Claus is distressed to find so many unhappy, ungrateful people in a town full of pleasant things. Though he believes they should learn a lesson, he cannot bear to spoil his own Christmas pleasure by passing them by. He also observes that Dame Quimp has become a grumbler herself through all her scolding. When Santa Claus smiles, the grumblers smile as well. He asks whether they will try not to grumble any longer, and they all promise that they will. He gives each of them a large stick of candy and sends them quickly home, while Dame Quimp and the barber’s grandmother remain for tea and later transportation in his sleigh. On returning home late, most discover that no one has missed them: their families and friends have enjoyed a quiet, restful afternoon without the departed grumblers.
By Maud Van Buren · First published 1927 · Genre: Children's Literature, Christmas Fiction, Moral Tale · 3,509 words
_Ellen Manly_
Farmer Jones was standing at his front gate one bright December morning / when a quaint figure came hurrying along the road -- a bent old woman in / a long blue cloak, with the ruffles of a big cap flopping about her / wrinkled face.[13]
Dame Quimp's Quest is listed on Textopian as a short story by Maud Van Buren, dated 1927 CE.
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children's literature · fantasy · fairy tale · juvenile fiction · adventure · quest narrative · imaginary world · magical characters · folklore · moral lessons · humor · whimsical