His Pension

His Pension by O. Henry (1919)

A wealthy man's will stipulates that his entire fortune be given to the first person who can make him laugh. The story follows a series of individuals attempting to achieve this goal, each with their own unique approach and motivations.

By O. Henry · First published 1919 · Genre: Humor, Satire, Short Story · 93 words

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"Speaking of the $140,000,000 paid out yearly by the government in pensions," said a prominent member of Hood's brigade to the Post's representative, "I am told that a man in Indiana applied for a pension last month on account of a surgical operation he had performed on him during the war. And what do you suppose that surgical operation was?"

"Haven't the least idea."

"He had his retreat cut off at the battle of Gettysburg! "

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Short Story · American Literature · Pension · Retirement · Comedy · Satire · Social Commentary · Class Struggle · Wealth Inequality · Irony · Twist Ending · Plot Twist

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