Lost on Dress Parade

Lost on Dress Parade by O. Henry

The story revolves around a young officer who is struggling to find his place within the military hierarchy. He is assigned to lead a dress parade, but due to his inexperience and lack of confidence, he becomes lost in the ranks. The situation escalates into chaos as the officer frantically tries to regain control, while also dealing with the embarrassment and ridicule from his peers.

By O. Henry · First published 1919 · Genre: Literary Fiction, Romance, Social Commentary · 2,767 words

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Mr. Towers Chandler was pressing his evening suit in his hall bedroom. One iron was heating on a small gas stove; the other was being pushed vigorously back and forth to make the desirable crease that would be seen later on extending in straight lines from Mr. Chandler's patent leather shoes to the edge of his low-cut vest. So much of the hero's toilet may be entrusted to our confidence. The remainder may be guessed by those whom genteel poverty has driven to ignoble expedient. Our next view of him shall be as he descends the steps of his lodging-house immaculately and correctly clothed; calm, assured, handsome -- in appearance the typical New York young clubman setting out, slightly bored, to inaugurate the pleasures of the evening.

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Short Story · Humor · Satire · Social Commentary · Military Life · Disguise · Deception · Identity Crisis · Self-Discovery · Coming of Age · Moral Lesson · Irony

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