
A superstitious night-watchman introduces a tale about a man known for his weak adherence to sobriety and an unusual pact with an old sea comrade. The pact, made in youthful imprudence, decrees that should one of them die first, his ghost would appear to admonish the survivor. The protagonist, already inclined toward superstition and habitual drinking, becomes the subject of an elaborate practical joke when his friend – now deceased – returns in the guise of a ghost. With the help of the protagonist’s wife, who is determined to curb his drinking, the “ghost” is carefully fabricated using makeup, eerie sound effects, and a staged nighttime visit. During the late hours, the apparition confronts him with dire warnings, compelling him to swear an oath to abandon alcohol altogether. The ghostly visitation intertwines humor with a moral lesson, as the protagonist, stricken with fear and remorse, accepts the conditions imposed by his phantom friend. Concurrently, his wife, both exasperated and relieved by his fright, takes charge of managing their household’s limited resources, arranging to send money by post so as to keep him from indulging in his vice. The narrative satirizes the human tendency to embrace superstitious beliefs blindly, presenting an absurd yet pointed commentary on the consequences of credulity. The ghost’s intervention, whether real or artfully contrived, becomes a catalyst for change: it compels the man to adhere strictly to his oath, thereby curbing his self-destructive behavior. In doing so, the work humorously explores themes of personal reformation, marital dynamics, and the interplay between belief and behavior, ultimately suggesting that a well-timed scare can have lasting, transformative effects on a person’s life.
By W.W. Jacobs · First published 1902 · Genre: Horror Comedy, Supernatural Fiction, Dark Comedy · 4,677 words
"Everybody is superstitious," said the night-watchman, as he gave utterance to a series of chirruping endearments to a black cat with one eye that had just been using a leg of his trousers as a serviette; "if that cat 'ad stole some men's suppers they'd have acted foolish, and suffered for it all the rest of their lives."
Keeping up Appearances is listed on Textopian as a short story by W.W. Jacobs, dated 1902 CE.
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humorous · satirical · irony · short story · social commentary · class satire · witty · British literature · unexpected twist · character study · social pretension · narrative humor