
A watchman on a wharf is entrusted with overseeing the premises while the skipper departs for an evening outing. Charged with safeguarding the area and especially ensuring that a young woman remains under strict supervision, the watchman reflects on the human foibles that animate life at the harbor. He recounts observations of flirtatious behavior and clandestine exchanges that occur under the guise of casual interactions. The narrative is driven by a blend of wry humor and realistic depictions of seaside life, where every character—from the domineering skipper and the nervous cook to the passionate, headstrong young woman and her secretive admirer—embodies facets of human nature that are both absurd and all too familiar. As the watchman patrols the wharf, he recalls previous encounters that illustrate how desire and pride lead people to adopt elaborate deceptions. A particular memory details the young woman’s past visits aboard a schooner, accompanied by her overprotective father, and her subtle, reciprocal glances with a favored gentleman—a situation that both amuses and perplexes the watchman. Throughout his vigil, he encounters minor yet telling episodes: a misplaced key, a hurried letter destined for a dressmaker meant as an excuse for punctuality, and the surreptitious maneuverings of those who would flout authority for a chance at forbidden intimacy. The incident unfolds with tension and comic inevitability. The skipper, whose own frustrations and protective instincts drive him to extreme measures, has left strict orders to prevent any unwelcome advancement towards the young woman. Meanwhile, the watchman, though resigned to his duty, cannot help but be drawn into the emerging drama—a collision of clandestine romance, parental authority, and the ungainly antics of a young man whose intentions are questioned by all. Amid exchanges laden with regional dialect and ripostes, the humor surfaces amid the tension: characters engage in a battle of wits, verbal sparring punctuated by physical comedy and the quirks of everyday life at the wharf. As the evening deepens, the interplay of duty and desire becomes more pronounced. The watchman’s reflections weave together pastoral nostalgia with a biting commentary on the unpredictability of human behavior. Every frantic attempt to maintain order is undercut by the realization that life, in all its ordinariness, is subject to sudden twists—a locked gate here, a hastily delivered love letter there, a moment of shared laughter or scathing rebuke. Ultimately, the episode serves as a microcosm of life’s broader absurdities: the inescapable collision of duty, passion, and folly. The watchman, though a minor figure in the unfolding narrative of flirtations and familial discord, provides a sober yet humorous perspective on the interplay of human weakness and resilience. His observations underscore the notion that even in the routine act of safeguarding a wharf, one is invariably drawn into the unpredictable, often farcical, realm of human relationships and the eternal drama of desire—a drama that, despite its many absurdities, continues to define the human condition.
By W.W. Jacobs · First published 1902 · Genre: Nautical Fiction, Humorous Fiction, Social Realism · 4,590 words
Human natur'! " said the night-watchman, gazing fixedly at a pretty girl in a passing waterman's skiff. "Human natur'!"
He sighed, and, striking a match, applied it to his pipe and sat smoking thoughtfully.
Keeping Watch is listed on Textopian as a short story by W.W. Jacobs, dated 1902 CE.
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horror · classic literature · short stories · nautical · macabre · supernatural · suspenseful · gothic · irony · dark humor · vigilance · psychological