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_Any one who felt that the first Act was perhaps a little vulgar, will be glad to learn that we're now on the lawn of the White House. Indeed, a corner of the Executive Mansion projects magnificently into sight, and steps lead up to the imposing swinging doors of a "Family Entrance. " From the window of the President's office a flag flutters, and the awning displays this legend_:
THE WHITE HOUSE