National Avenue by Booth Tarkington — Read

Martha had said that Dan's remaining away "didn't hurt -- not exactly"; and by this she meant to give Harlan the impression that she was less than hurt; but such a denial, thus qualified, means in truth more than hurt. She was a "big Western woman," but she could be sensitive, and had her resentments and her smallnesses. Perhaps she was not quite genuinely sorry to believe that the old friend who neglected to bid her welcome home had begun to look almost middle-aged and seemed to have lost something fine that he had possessed in his youth. There were characteristic possessions of his that he had not lost, however; he had even acquired more of them, as she discovered one evening a few weeks after the Sunday noon when little Henry tore her dress.

Mr. Shelby had come home from his office in a state of irritability, which he made audible even before he entered the house; and from her windows upstairs she heard him denouncing his old negro driver. There had been a thunderstorm earlier in the afternoon, but that was no excuse -- "not a dog-gone bit of excuse! " Mr. Shelby declared -- for a carriage to be "all so sploshed-over with mud that a decent man'd be ashamed to get caught dead in it! " And he seemed to resent the fat old servitor's wheezy explanation that the mud was the work of a malevolent motorcar. "Cain't go nowhur them automob'les ain' goin' to git you these days! I had my carri'ge all spick-an'-span. Automob'le come zimmin' by jes' as we turn onto the avenoo. ‘Splickety-splick-splash! ' she say, an' zoosh! jes' look at my nice clean carri'ge solid mud! No, suh, Mist' Shelby; I had my carri'ge all wash up fresh. Nasty ole automob'le spoil ev'ything! No, suh, I -- "