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O wondrous worm that won the Height Of Fame by keeping out of sight! Never was known on Land or Sea Such a Colossal Modesty; Never such arrogant pretence Of Ostentatious Diffidence!
Celebrity whom none has seen, Save some Post Prandial Marine, No magazine can reproduce Your Photograph. -- Oh, what's the use Of doing things when one may be So Famous a Nonentity!