Catch-22 by Joseph Heller — Read

By the time of the mission to Bologna, Yossarian was brave enough not to go around over the target even once, and when he found himself aloft finally in the nose of Kid Sampson's plane, he pressed in the button of his throat mike and asked, "Well? What's wrong with the plane?"

Kid Sampson let out a shriek. "Is something wrong with the plane? What's the matter?"