Explore "Dreamland (the Baby's Baedeker)" by Harry Graham on Textopian. Read with annotations and highlights.
Here you will see strange happenings / With absolutely placid eyes; / If all your uncles sprouted wings / You would not feel the least surprise; / The oddest things that you can do / Don't seem a bit absurd to you.
You go (in Dreamland) to a ball, / And suddenly are shocked to find / That you have nothing on at all, -- / But somehow no one seems to mind; / And, naturally, _you_ don't care, / If they can bear what you can bare!