Dreamland (the Baby's Baedeker)

The book is a satirical guide to childcare, presenting absurd and humorous advice on how to raise children. It pokes fun at traditional parenting methods and societal expectations surrounding childrearing. The tone is ironic and mocking, with the author using humor to critique the conventions of the time.

By Harry Graham · First published 1905 · Genre: Poetry, Humor, Fantasy · 337 words

First lines

Here you will see strange happenings With absolutely placid eyes; If all your uncles sprouted wings You would not feel the least surprise; The oddest things that you can do Don't seem a bit absurd to you.

You go (in Dreamland) to a ball, And suddenly are shocked to find That you have nothing on at all, -- But somehow no one seems to mind; And, naturally, _you_ don't care, If they can bear what you can bare!

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Dreamland (the Baby's Baedeker) is listed on Textopian as a poem by Harry Graham, dated 1905 CE.

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• Work type: Poem
• Author: Harry Graham
• Date: 1905 CE
• Language: English
• Genres: Poetry, Humor, Fantasy, Children's Literature, Satire
• Length: 337 words
• Structure: 1 section, 7 paragraphs
• Reading fit: Very Easy (5th Grade or below)

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Genres

• Poetry — The work is structured in verse form with rhyme and meter, characteristic of poetry.
• Humor — The content includes whimsical and absurd scenarios, intended to amuse and entertain.
• Fantasy — The narrative involves surreal and fantastical elements, such as flying uncles and dreamlike sequences.
• Children's Literature — The playful tone and imaginative content are suitable for a younger audience.

Tags

Satire · Humor · Dark Comedy · Social Commentary · Poetry · Verse · Children's Literature · Nursery Rhymes · Subversive · Irony · Absurdity · Critique of Society

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• The Triumph of Jam (Rhymes for the Times) (1902)
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