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The wound in my uncle Toby's groin, which he received at the siege of Namur, rendering him unfit for the service, it was thought expedient he should return to England, in order, if possible, to be set to rights.
He was four years totally confined, -- part of it to his bed, and all of it to his room: and in the course of his cure, which was all that time in hand, suffer'd unspeakable miseries, -- owing to a succession of exfoliations from the os pubis, and the outward edge of that part of the coxendix called the os illium, -- -- -both which bones were dismally crush'd, as much by the irregularity of the stone, which I told you was broke off the parapet, -- as by its size, -- (though it was pretty large) which inclined the surgeon all along to think, that the great injury which it had done my uncle Toby's groin, was more owing to the gravity of the stone itself, than to the projectile force of it, -- which he would often tell him was a great happiness.