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The young man, as he sat filling his pipe in the clubhouse smoking-room, was inclined to be bitter.
"If there's one thing that gives me a pain squarely in the centre of the gizzard," he burst out, breaking a silence that had lasted for some minutes, "it's a golf-lawyer. They oughtn't to be allowed on the links. "