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Well, well, old Father Christmas, is it you, / With your thick neck and thin pretense of virtue? / Less redness in the nose -- nay, even some blue / Would not, I think, particularly hurt you.
When seen close to, not mounted in your car, / You look the drunkard and the pig you are.