Psmith in the City

"The first thing to do," said Psmith, "is to ascertain that such a place as Clapham Common really exists. One has heard of it, of course, but has its existence ever been proved? I think not. Having accomplished that, we must then try to find out how to get to it. I should say at a venture that it would necessitate a sea voyage. On the other hand, Comrade Waller, who is a native of the spot, seems to find no difficulty in rolling to the office every morning. Therefore -- you follow me, Jackson? -- it must be in England. In that case, we will take a taximeter cab, and go out into the unknown, hand in hand, trusting to luck. "

"I expect you could get there by tram," said Mike.