
"A Patter Song" is a short story written by Ambrose Bierce in 1890. The story follows a man named John who has been hired to play his violin at a funeral. As he plays, he notices that the mourners are not paying attention to him and are instead engaged in their own private thoughts and conversations. The story explores themes of grief, loss, and the fleeting nature of human attention.
By Ambrose Bierce · First published 1898 · Genre: Poetry, Humor, Satire · 256 words
There was a cranky Governor -- / His name it wasn't Waterman.
For office he was hotter than / The love of any lover, nor / Was Boruck's threat of aiding him / Effective in dissuading him -- / This pig-headed, big-headed, singularly self-conceited Governor Nonwaterman.
To citrus fairs, "et cetera", / He went about philandering, / To pride of parish pandering.
He knew not any better -- ah, / His early education had / Not taught the abnegation fad -- / The wool-witted, bull-witted, fabulously feeble-minded king of gabble-gandering!
A Patter Song is listed on Textopian as a poem by Ambrose Bierce, dated 1898 CE.
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