The Genesis of Embarrassment

The Genesis of Embarrassment

A man reflects on various moments of embarrassment throughout his life, leading up to a pivotal moment of extreme embarrassment.

By Ambrose Bierce · First published 1894 · Genre: Satire, Short Stories, Horror · 185 words

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When Adam first saw Eve he said: "O lovely creature, share my bed." Before consenting, she her gaze Fixed on the greensward to appraise, As well as vision could avouch, The value of the proffered couch.

And seeing that the grass was green And neatly clipped with a machine -- Observing that the flow'rs were rare Varieties, and some were fair, The posts of precious woods, besprent With fragrant balsams, diffluent, And all things suited to her worth, She raised her angel eyes from earth To his and, blushing to confess, Murmured: "I love you, Adam -- yes." Since then her daughters, it is said, Look always down when asked to wed.

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