
The Shaftesbury Shafted is a short story written by Ambrose Bierce in the late 19th century. It follows the tale of a man named John who, after being wrongfully accused and imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, seeks revenge against those who wronged him. The story explores themes of justice, morality, and the consequences of one's actions.
By Ambrose Bierce · First published 1896 · Genre: Satire, Short Story, Historical Fiction · 273 words
Well, James McMillan Shafter, you're a Judge -- / At least you were when last I knew of you; / And if the people since have made you budge / I did not notice it. I've much to do / Without endeavoring to follow, through / The miserable squabbles, dust and smudge, / The fate of even the veteran contenders / Who fight with flying colors and suspenders.
Being a Judge, 'tis natural and wrong / That you should villify the public press -- / Save while you are a candidate. That song / Is easy quite to sing, and I confess / It wins applause from hearers who have less / Of spiritual graces than belong / To audiences of another kidney -- / Men, for example, like Sir Philip Sidney.
The Shafter Shafted is listed on Textopian as a short story by Ambrose Bierce, dated 1896 CE.
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humor · satire · fiction · short story · American literature · classic · literary fiction · victorian era · irony · parody · wordplay · absurdity