
The Shaftesbury Shafted is a short story written by Ambrose Bierce in the late 19th century. It follows the tale of a man named John who, after being wrongfully accused and imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, seeks revenge against those who wronged him. The story explores themes of justice, morality, and the consequences of one's actions.
By Ambrose Bierce · First published 1896 · Genre: Satire, Short Story, Historical Fiction · 273 words
Well, James McMillan Shafter, you're a Judge -- At least you were when last I knew of you; And if the people since have made you budge I did not notice it. I've much to do Without endeavoring to follow, through The miserable squabbles, dust and smudge, The fate of even the veteran contenders Who fight with flying colors and suspenders.
Being a Judge, 'tis natural and wrong That you should villify the public press -- Save while you are a candidate. That song Is easy quite to sing, and I confess It wins applause from hearers who have less Of spiritual graces than belong To audiences of another kidney -- Men, for example, like Sir Philip Sidney.
The Shafter Shafted is listed on Textopian as a short story by Ambrose Bierce, dated 1896 CE.
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humor · satire · fiction · short story · American literature · classic · literary fiction · victorian era · irony · parody · wordplay · absurdity