The King of Bores by Ambrose Bierce
The King of Bores is a short story about a man who becomes obsessed with his own boredom and seeks to find ways to alleviate it. Despite his efforts, he finds that his boredom only increases, leading him to question the nature of existence and the meaning of life.
By Ambrose Bierce · First published 1899 · Genre: Humor, Satire, Short Stories · 151 words
First lines
Abundant bores afflict this world, and some / Are bores of magnitude that-come and -- no, / They're always coming, but they never go -- / Like funeral pageants, as they drone and hum / Their lurid nonsense like a muffled drum, / Or bagpipe's dread unnecessary flow.
But one superb tormentor I can show -- / Prince Fiddlefaddle, Duc de Feefawfum.
He the johndonkey is who, when I pen / Amorous verses in an idle mood / To nobody, or of her, reads them through / And, smirking, says he knows the lady; then / Calls me sly dog. I wish he understood / This tender sonnet's application too.
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- Work type: Short story
- Author: Ambrose Bierce
- Date: 1899 CE
- Language: English
- Genres: Humor, Satire, Short Stories
- Length: 151 words
- Structure: 1 section, 3 paragraphs
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Genres
- Humor — Ambrose Bierce's writing is generally known for its satirical style. This title implies a humorous take on boredom, likely presenting the character in a humorous light.
- Satire — Ambrose Bierce is renowned for his satirical works such as 'The Devil's Dictionary'. A title like 'The King of Bores' suggests sharp, satirical commentary on a commonly experienced life element as boredom.
- Short Stories — Bierce is famous for his brief and impactful short stories and this book, following the common stylistic trend, could be a collection of them.
Tags
dark humor · satire · irony · social commentary · psychological study · character analysis · literary fiction · short story · classic literature · American literature · 19th century literature · humor