Professor Newcomer

Name: Professor Newcomer
Author: Edgar Lee Masters

The work presents a series of reflections on the human condition, exploring themes of ambition, existential struggle, and the paradox of human evolution. It juxtaposes the mundane aspects of life with profound philosophical inquiries, highlighting the absurdity of existence. The narrative unfolds through the voice of a professor who contemplates the nature of humanity, contrasting the primal instincts shared with animals against the aspirations for a higher spiritual existence. The professor critiques societal norms and the futility of human endeavors, suggesting that despite the advancements of civilization, individuals remain trapped in a cycle of basic survival and reproduction. The text delves into the irony of human progress, where the very intellect that allows for spiritual and artistic pursuits also binds individuals to their biological imperatives. The professor reflects on the limitations imposed by nature, questioning the purpose of human life in a universe that offers little beyond the instinctual drive for survival. Through vivid imagery and philosophical musings, the work challenges readers to consider the meaning of existence, the role of intellect, and the inherent contradictions of being human. It invites contemplation on whether true fulfillment can be achieved or if individuals are destined to grapple with the absurdity of their own existence. Ultimately, the narrative serves as a meditation on the complexities of life, urging a deeper understanding of the interplay between nature, intellect, and the quest for meaning in a seemingly indifferent universe.

By Edgar Lee Masters · First published 1916 · Genre: Philosophical Poetry, Modernist Poetry, Social Commentary · 158 words

First lines

Everyone laughed at Col. Prichard For buying an engine so powerful That it wrecked itself, and wrecked the grinder He ran it with.

But here is a joke of cosmic size:

The urge of nature that made a man Evolve from his brain a spiritual life --

Oh miracle of the world! --

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Work type: Short story
Author: Edgar Lee Masters
Date: 1916 CE
Language: English
Genres: Philosophical Poetry, Modernist Poetry, Social Commentary, Narrative Poetry, Satirical Poetry
Length: 158 words
Structure: 1 section, 7 paragraphs
Reading fit: Fairly Easy (7th Grade)

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Philosophical Poetry — The poem explores deep existential themes and the nature of humanity, reflecting on the spiritual evolution of man.
Modernist Poetry — The writing style exhibits characteristics of modernism, including a focus on individual experience and a break from traditional forms.
Social Commentary — The poem critiques societal norms and the human condition, highlighting the absurdity of existence.
Narrative Poetry — The poem tells a story through its verses, presenting characters and a situation that convey a larger message.