Pigs is Pigs

Pigs is Pigs by Ellis Parker Butler

The story revolves around a freight agent who tries to convince a railroad company to transport two pigs and a dozen chickens, claiming they are all pigs, as the rate for transporting pigs is lower than that of chickens. The humorous tale unfolds as the agent's clever argument leads to a series of absurd events.

By Ellis Parker Butler · First published 1905 · Genre: Humor, Satire, Short Story · 4,126 words

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Mike Flannery, the Westcote agent of the Interurban Express Company, leaned over the counter of the express office and shook his fist. Mr. Morehouse, angry and red, stood on the other side of the counter, trembling with rage. The argument had been long and heated, and at last Mr. Morehouse had talked himself speechless. The cause of the trouble stood on the counter between the two men. It was a soap box across the top of which were nailed a number of strips, forming a rough but serviceable cage. In it two spotted guinea-pigs were greedily eating lettuce leaves.

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Children's literature · Humor · Satire · Fable · Animal fiction · Farm animals · Pigs · Railroad · Freight rates · Shipping · Commerce · Economics

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