The Jolly Cabordmen

The Jolly Cabordmen

"The Jolly Cabordmen" by Frank R. Stockton is a story about a nation of industrious and happy people known as the Cabordmen. They live in a prosperous land, having transformed poor soil into fertile ground through hard work. Their wealth and happiness attract the attention of neighboring nations, particularly the warlike Voldorites, who decide to invade and plunder the Cabordmen's resources. The Cabordmen, unfamiliar with warfare and lacking any weapons, are at a loss on how to defend themselves. In their distress, a young painter named Adar Gan Ip devises a clever plan. He instructs the Cabordmen to leave their country temporarily, taking only two days' provisions, while he stays behind. Adar Ip uses his skills to paint misleading numbers on boards at the entrances of the Cabordmen's graveyards, suggesting that the entire population has died from a pestilence. When the Voldorite army arrives, they are deceived by the painted figures and believe the land to be cursed and unhealthy. Fearing for their own safety, they hastily retreat back to their own country. The Cabordmen return to their land, finding everything intact. They celebrate their deliverance and express gratitude to Adar Ip by rewarding him with a granary and commissioning him to paint the story of his clever ruse. The Cabordmen continue to live in peace and prosperity, undisturbed by further threats.

By Frank R. Stockton · Genre: Satirical Fiction, Allegory, Humorous Fiction · 2,506 words

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There was once a nation of remarkably genial people who knew no evil and would not have practiced it if they had known it. They were very industrious, and their days were so busy and they took such an interest in their work, that they had no time to be wicked or sad.

They were called Cabordmen, for what reason I know not, for the name of their country was not Cabord. Their principal industry was tilling the soil, and they generally worked with a will.

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humorous · satirical · whimsical · fantastical · allegorical · lighthearted · fanciful · quirky · ironic · narrative · fable-like · classic

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