The Schoolmaster and the Doctor

The Schoolmaster and the Doctor

A young boy's life is turned upside down when a schoolmaster and a doctor arrive at his home, each claiming to be the boy's father. The two men engage in a series of absurd arguments over who should have custody of the child, with neither able to provide any concrete evidence of their relationship to him.

By Frank R. Stockton · First published 1869 · Genre: Historical Fiction, Satire, Social Commentary · 3,951 words

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Of course, it was not long after New Jersey began to be settled and cultivated, before there were a great many boys and girls who also needed to be cultivated. And if we are to judge their numbers by the families of Elizabeth, who started for the New World in a hogshead, and of Penelope, who began her life here in a hollow tree, there must have been an early opportunity for the establishment of flourishing schools; that is, so far as numbers of scholars make schools flourishing.

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Fiction · Short Story · Humor · Satire · Social Commentary · Literary Fiction · American Literature · 19th Century Literature · Classic Short Story · Whimsy · Absurdity · Comedy of Manners

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