That for Money! by Franklin P. Adams
The story revolves around a young man who inherits a large sum of money from a distant relative and decides to use it to pursue his own interests rather than settling down with a wife and family. He embarks on a series of adventures, using the money to indulge in various vices and excesses, but ultimately learns valuable lessons about responsibility and the importance of living within one's means.
By Franklin P. Adams · First published 1924 · Genre: Poetry, Satire, Classical Adaptation · 247 words
First lines
AD C. SALLUSTIUM CRISPUM Horace: Book II, Ode 2 _"Nellus argento color est avaris. "_
Sallust, I know you of old, How you hate the sight of gold -- "Idle ingots that encumber Mother Earth" -- I've got your number.
Why is Proculeius known From Elmira to Malone? For his money? Don't upset me! For his love of folks -- you get me?
Choke the Rockefeller yen For the clink of iron men! Happiness it will not mint us, Take it from your Uncle Quintus.
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That for Money! is listed on Textopian as a play by Franklin P. Adams, dated 1924 CE.
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- Work type: Play
- Author: Franklin P. Adams
- Date: 1924 CE
- Language: English
- Genres: Poetry, Satire, Classical Adaptation, Philosophical, Literary Parody
- Length: 247 words
- Structure: 1 section, 7 paragraphs
- Reading fit: Very Easy (5th Grade or below)
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Genres
- Poetry — The work is structured in verse form, employing rhyme and meter typical of poetry.
- Satire — The text uses humor and irony to critique societal values, particularly the obsession with wealth.
- Classical Adaptation — The work is an adaptation of a classical ode, referencing historical figures and themes.
- Philosophical — The themes explore philosophical ideas about wealth and happiness.
Tags
Satire · Humor · Social Commentary · Critique of Capitalism · Financial Satire · Economic Commentary · American Literature · Classic Novel · Comedy of Manners · Wit and Wisdom · Observations on Society · Commentary on Class