Impossible! by Gelett Burgess (1895)
The Purple Cow is a nonsense poem written by Gelett Burgess in 1895. It tells the story of a purple cow who is so rare that no one has ever seen her before. The poem ends with the line "Nevertheless she's very like a cow," which suggests that despite her unusual color, the purple cow is still just a regular old cow at heart.
By Gelett Burgess · First published 1895 · Genre: Children's Literature, Humor, Poetry · 91 words
First lines
There once was a Goop (it is hard to believe / Such unpleasant behavior of you! ) / Who always was wiping his nose on his sleeve; / I hope that this Goop wasn't you!
He always was spitting (for fun, I suppose), / I couldn't believe, it of you!
And putting his fingers up into his nose; / I KNOW that this Goop wasn't you!
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Impossible! is listed on Textopian as a short story by Gelett Burgess, dated 1895 CE.
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- Work type: Short story
- Author: Gelett Burgess
- Date: 1895 CE
- Language: English
- Genres: Children's Literature, Humor, Poetry, Educational
- Length: 91 words
- Structure: 1 section, 3 paragraphs
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Genres
- Children's Literature — The content is written in a simple, rhyming style typical of children's literature, focusing on teaching manners and behavior.
- Humor — The playful and exaggerated depiction of bad behavior is intended to amuse and entertain young readers.
- Poetry — The text is structured in verse form, utilizing rhyme and rhythm.
- Educational — The narrative aims to instruct children on proper behavior through negative examples.
Tags
humor · fantasy · nonsense · poetry · children's literature · imagination · whimsy · absurdity · creativity · playfulness · illustrated · adventure