The Cad's Encyclopædia

The Cad's Encyclopædia

This satirical work presents a fictional encyclopedia that ridicules the conventions of traditional encyclopedias and societal norms. It contains entries on various subjects, often absurd or humorous, to mock the idea of objective knowledge and authority. The tone is ironic and mocking, challenging readers to question the nature of truth and expertise.

By Hilaire Belloc · First published 1901 · Genre: Satire, Humor, Social Commentary · 2,165 words

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I have a wealthy friend. He made his money by accident during the war. The Government owed him £500. A careless clerk (who was talking to a minx at the time) added three noughts without thinking, and on his modestly pointing out the error, the department wrote back to say they never made mistakes. And so it rested at that. After long hesitation how to get rid of all this money, he is at last engaged upon what I cannot but think a very useful work. I only wish that every rich man could be inspired by similarly valuable ideas, instead of frittering away money upon buying newspapers and souls and uneatable food in noisy restaurants.

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Satirical · Humorous · Biographical · Encyclopaedic · Witty · Clever · Irreverent · Sarcastic · Polemical · Historical · Literary · Social Commentary

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