Prophecy of a Ten Ton Cheese
The work presents a visionary concept centered around the creation of an enormous cheese weighing ten tons, symbolizing unity and collaboration among various entities. The narrative begins with the description of a machine capable of producing such a colossal cheese, highlighting the innovative spirit of the time. The author envisions a future where multiple companies contribute curd to form this monumental dairy product, suggesting that this endeavor would bring greater honor than the production of weaponry. The text emphasizes the need for cooperation among different regions, likening the blending of curds to the unification of British provinces into a single entity. This metaphor extends to the idea that harmony among these regions could empower them collectively, akin to the strength derived from the combined efforts in cheese production. The narrative outlines the technical requirements for creating the cheese, including the necessity for a powerful press and a large hoop to contain it. The author expresses optimism about the cheese being showcased at a world's fair, particularly in Chicago, where it would attract significant attention and admiration. The imagery evokes a sense of pride and anticipation for the reception the cheese would receive, especially from audiences in England. Overall, the work serves as a whimsical yet profound commentary on collaboration, innovation, and national pride, using the metaphor of a giant cheese to explore themes of unity and shared achievement.
By James McIntyre · First published 2005 · Genre: Poetry, Satire, Historical · 400 words
First lines
In presenting this delicate, dainty morsel to the imagination of the people, I believed that it could be realized. I viewed the machine that turned and raised the mamoth cheese, and saw the powerful machine invented by James Ireland at the West Oxford companies factory to turn the great and fine cheese he was making there. This company with but little assistance could produce a ten ton cheese.
Who hath prophetic vision sees In future times a ten ton cheese, Several companies could join To furnish curd for great combine More honor far than making gun Of mighty size and many a ton.
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- Work type: Poem
- Author: James McIntyre
- Date: 2005 CE
- Language: English
- Genres: Poetry, Satire, Historical, Humor, Allegory
- Length: 400 words
- Structure: 1 section, 7 paragraphs
- Reading fit: Standard (8th-9th Grade)
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Genres
- Poetry — The work is written in verse, employing rhyme and meter, characteristic of poetry.
- Satire — The poem humorously critiques societal values and the absurdity of grand ambitions through the metaphor of a giant cheese.
- Historical — The poem references historical elements related to British industry and unity, reflecting on the past.
- Humor — The exaggerated concept of a ten-ton cheese serves as a comedic element throughout the poem.
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Science Fiction · Fantasy · Humor · Satire · Literary Fiction · Absurdism · Canadian Literature · Poetic Prose · Experimental Writing · Magical Realism · Food as Metaphor · Cheese as Symbol