
Alice, a golden-haired child, watches her uncle Lewis Carroll play chess and grows fascinated with the pieces, the playing cards on the mantel, and her own reflection in the looking glass, wondering aloud whether she might pass through into the room she sees beyond it. Left to nap by the fire, she rises in her sleep, finds the glass has turned soft as mist, and steps through into a dreamworld built like a great chessboard. There the Red Queen, imperious and pedantic, instructs Alice in curtseying and proper speech, explains that the world beyond is a vast game in which any pawn who crosses to the eighth square becomes a queen, and drags her through a breathless run that leaves them exactly where they started, since in this country it takes all the running one can do just to stay in place. The White Rabbit dashes past fretting over the Duchess, and the flustered White Queen, dressed in disarray and living backwards through time, hires Alice as a lady's maid, offers "jam every other day," and demonstrates a memory that works toward the future, screaming from a pinprick before it happens. Overwhelmed by the Queen's cry to run faster, Alice is dropped behind and tumbles into a hall of impossibly high doorknobs. Shrunk by gloves and a fan, Alice meets Humpty Dumpty perched on his wall, who lectures her on names, insists words mean whatever he chooses, and vanishes as abruptly as he appeared. Unable to fit the golden key to any door, she weeps a pool of tears, drinks from a bottle marked "Drink me," and grows enormous, nearly drowning until the Gryphon fishes her out to the shore of the Mock Turtle, whose maudlin history of school lessons—Reeling and Writhing, Uglification and Derision—and the Lobster Quadrille give way to the mournful song "Beautiful Soup" before the White Rabbit warns that the Queen approaches and the creatures fly her off to the March Hare's garden. There she crashes into the eternal Mad Tea Party, sparring with the Hatter, March Hare, and sleepy Dormouse over riddles without answers, a watch that tells the day but not the hour, and a treacle-well story cut short by her own objections. Fleeing the rudeness, she encounters a frog-footman, the sneezing Duchess with her pepper and her pig-baby, and the grinning, vanishing Cheshire Cat, who assures her everyone here is mad and directs her toward the Queen of Hearts' croquet ground, using flamingoes as mallets and hedgehogs as balls while the Queen shrieks "Off with his head!" at every turn. The King questions Alice about his soldiers and his two messengers, one to come and one to go; the Duchess corners her with strained, sentimental morals; and when the Cheshire Cat's disembodied head provokes a standoff over executioner logic, the cat simply disappears before it can be beheaded. As the Queen turns her fury on Alice herself, the Knave presses a tart into her hand for safety and Alice flees the mob. Landing in a garden of oversized flowers, she meets the languid, hookah-smoking Caterpillar, who probes her about identity and size before revealing that the mushroom's two sides will make her grow or shrink. Nearby, three card-gardeners caught painting white roses red panic at the approach of royalty; the White Queen and Red Queen convene, and Alice, discovering a crown atop the mushroom, crowns herself "Queen Alice." But the two Queens declare she must first pass an absurd examination—addition she cannot finish, subtraction of a dog's temper from itself, geography, and the making of bread—before both nod off on her shoulders, leaving her to sing them a lullaby of her own devising. The scene shifts to the trial of the Knave of Hearts, accused of stealing the Queen's tarts. The King and Queen preside as witnesses—the flustered Hatter, the pepper-wielding Duchess, and finally Alice herself—are cross-examined with circular, nonsensical logic, and a set of ambiguous verses is read as damning evidence. When the Queen demands "sentence first, verdict afterward," Alice's patience snaps: she declares the whole court nothing but a pack of cards. The figures swarm toward her as everything goes dark. Alice wakes in the armchair by the fire, the voices of Wonderland fading around her as playing cards shower down through the mirror, and realizes with wonder that it was all a dream.
By Lewis Carroll · First published 1865 · Genre: Fantasy, Children's Literature, Nonsense Literature · 8 chapters · 19,216 words
_ALICE'S home. LEWIS CARROLL is discovered, playing chess. Golden-haired ALICE, in a little blue dress, a black kitten in her arms, stands watching him._
ALICE: That's a funny game, uncle. What did you do then?
Alice in Wonderland is listed on Textopian as a play by Lewis Carroll, dated 1865 CE.
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fantasy · adventure · whimsical · surreal · dreamlike · children's literature · nonsense · wordplay · absurdist humor · curious heroine · magical · talking animals