Cupid À La Carte

Cupid À La Carte by O. Henry (1917)

The story revolves around a young man who seeks to win the heart of his beloved through a series of elaborate and expensive gestures, each one designed to outdo the last in its display of romantic devotion. As he continues to lavish her with gifts and attention, she becomes increasingly bewildered by his actions, unsure of how to respond or what to make of his behavior. The young man's efforts ultimately prove futile, as his beloved remains unimpressed by his displays of affection and instead begins to view him as a nuisance.

By O. Henry · First published 1917 · Genre: Romantic Comedy, Slice of Life, Social Commentary · 8,193 words

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"The dispositions of woman," said Jeff Peters, after various opinions on the subject had been advanced, "run, regular, to diversions. What a woman wants is what you're out of. She wants more of a thing when it's scarce. She likes to have souvenirs of things that never happened. She likes to be reminded of things she never heard of. A one-sided view of objects is disjointing to the female composition.

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Romance · Short Story · Comedy · Satire · Social Commentary · Marriage · Love · Infidelity · Deception · Humor · Wit · Irony

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