Cosmic Yo-Yo

Cosmic Yo-Yo by Ross Rocklynne

In a future where asteroid mining is a burgeoning business, two interplanetary haulers, Bob Parker and his partner Queazy, stumble upon a wedge-shaped asteroid that matches the exact specifications of a wealthy client's order for a backyard wedding. The client, Andrew S. Burnside, has requested an asteroid with specific dimensions and materials, promising a hefty payment. However, their discovery is complicated when they encounter a woman named Starre Lowenthal, who claims the asteroid as her home, having moved there to avoid an unwanted marriage orchestrated by her grandfather. As tensions rise, the Saylor brothers, rival haulers, arrive to claim the asteroid for themselves, leading to a confrontation. Bob and Queazy are incapacitated by the Saylors, leaving Starre to fend for herself. She manages to escape and rescues the two men, revealing her true identity as Burnside's granddaughter. Starre explains her plan to trick her grandfather into believing she would marry her fiancé if he could provide an asteroid for the wedding. With time running out, Bob devises a plan to retrieve the asteroid from the Saylors. He creates a "yo-yo" mechanism using Starre's ship, allowing them to launch it at the Saylors' vessel. After a series of successful maneuvers, they manage to damage the Saylors' ship and reclaim the asteroid. As they approach Earth, Bob realizes they must deliver the asteroid before the wedding, but he also grapples with his feelings for Starre. He concocts a plan to melt the asteroid, which is primarily composed of frozen mercury, during the wedding ceremony, ensuring that it will not be available for the marriage. The plan succeeds, and as the asteroid disintegrates, chaos ensues at the wedding, allowing Starre to escape her predicament. In the aftermath, Bob and Queazy find themselves with a substantial payment for the asteroid, which they argue is legally theirs due to the presence of cinnabar, a byproduct of quicksilver. Starre, now free from her grandfather's plans, expresses her feelings for Bob, leading to a romantic resolution. The story concludes with the trio having navigated the complexities of business, love, and personal freedom in a whimsical yet adventurous space setting.

By Ross Rocklynne · First published 1950 · Genre: Science Fiction, Adventure, Romance · 8,481 words

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"Want an asteroid in your backyard? We supply 'em cheap. Trouble also handled without charge. " Interplanetary Hauling Company. (ADVT.)

Bob Parker, looking through the photo-amplifiers at the wedge-shaped asteroid, was plainly flabbergasted. Not in his wildest imaginings had he thought they would actually find what they were looking for.

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