A Wax-And-Honey-Moon

The narrative follows the life of a distinguished astronomer, known for his meticulous studies of the moon, who has dedicated his life to selenography. Despite his academic success, he remains emotionally detached and uninterested in romantic relationships, focusing solely on his scientific pursuits. His life takes an unexpected turn when he learns about a woman in Hanover, Frau Witte, who has created a remarkable wax model of the moon, surpassing his own achievements. Intrigued by her work, he travels to Hanover to meet her, driven by a newfound passion for both the moon and the woman who studies it. Upon arrival, he is struck by the contrast between his expectations of a tall, ethereal woman and the reality of a plump, jovial Frau Witte. Their conversation quickly shifts from the moon to various astronomical topics, but he remains fixated on her wax model. As he admires the wax moon, he becomes increasingly anxious about its future, fearing that if something were to happen to Frau Witte, her husband, who lacks appreciation for astronomy, might neglect the model. This concern leads him to consider marrying Frau Witte's daughter, Minna, as a means to secure the wax moon's safety. With the help of a friend, he devises a plan to woo Minna, despite his lack of experience in romance. The friend coaches him on how to express his feelings, emphasizing the importance of charm and emotional appeal. The professor, initially hesitant, resolves to pursue Minna, motivated by his desire for the wax moon. After a series of awkward yet earnest attempts at courtship, he successfully proposes to Minna, and they marry. The story culminates in a celebratory return to his university, where he presents both the wax moon and his new wife to his students, framing his marriage as a union of scientific and personal fulfillment. The professor reflects on the dual treasures he has gained: the wax moon, a testament to his scientific passion, and Minna, a partner who brings warmth and companionship to his life.

By Sabine Baring-Gould · First published 1898 · Genre: Romantic Comedy, Science Fiction, Literary Fiction

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