In an old cathedral, a stone Saint and a Goblin engage in philosophical discussions about the nature of the world and the plight of church mice. The Saint, believing in the goodness of the world, wishes to help the mice, who are impoverished. The Goblin, however, argues that their poverty is their role and should be left undisturbed. One day, a jackdaw drops a silver thaler at the Saint's feet, prompting him to devise a plan to help the mice. He decides to appear in a vision to the vergeress, instructing her to take the coin and buy corn for the mice. The Goblin, acknowledging the Saint's ability to influence people, expresses envy over the Saint's role. As the Saint contemplates the coin's use, he begins to doubt the wisdom of giving the mice charity, considering the Goblin's perspective that their poverty is essential. Ultimately, he decides to request candles instead, believing they would be more appropriate and that the mice could eat the ends. The next morning, the vergeress discovers the thaler and, after inspecting it, ties it around the Saint's neck as a decoration, mistakenly believing it to be a valuable offering. The Goblin comments on the absurdity of the situation, and the news spreads that the Saint's shrine has been enriched. Despite the Saint's intentions, the church mice remain as poor as ever, reinforcing the Goblin's assertion that their poverty is their function. The story explores themes of charity, the nature of existence, and the roles individuals play within society, ultimately leaving the Saint in a state of quiet resignation about the fate of the mice.
By Saki · First published 1900 · Genre: Fantasy, Children's Literature, Humor