E being by James Stamers — Read

You too can cause earthquakes, munch high-tension power lines and travel faster than light -- all you have to do is become an

First man to reach the speed of light, I was. But you'll find the good Albert only hinted at the effects, in a delta-theta 2.3 pi-squared way. E = mc^2, he said. And for fifty years before they built my rocket, the "Lighttrick", slim, tapering, sleek and gy-perpowered, everyone concentrated on turning matter into energy at a light-squared power. Big, bright bangs, and congratulations.