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A very grandiloquent Goat / Sat down to a gay table d'hote; / He ate all the corks, / The knives and the forks, / Remarking: "On these things I dote."
Then, before his repast he began, / While pausing the menu to scan, / He said: "Corn, if you please, / And tomatoes and pease, / I'd like to have served in the can. "