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GEE! There's a call from seven-forty-eight- / That's Miss Le Claire; she wants some ice, I'll bet; / She stars in "Mrs. Middleton's Regret." / And when you mention peaches-say, she's great! / If I could marry her I guess I'd hate / To have to do it-nit! I'd go and get / A plug hat and a fur-trimmed coat and let / The guy that's managin' her, pay the freight.
They say she gets a hundred dollars per; / I'd like to draw that much a year or two.