The Hills of Hingham by Dallas Lore Sharp — Read

"See-Saw, Margery Daw! Sold her bed and lay upon straw"

-- the very worst thing, I used to think, that ever happened in Mother Goose. I might steal a pig, perhaps, like Tom the Piper's Son, but never would I do such a thing as Margery did; the dreadful picture of her nose and of that bottle in her hand made me sure of that. And yet -- snore on, Margery! -- I sold my _plough_ and bought an automobile! As if an automobile would carry me