The Following Pair by Ambrose Bierce

Name: The Following Pair
Author: Ambrose Bierce

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By Ambrose Bierce · First published 1895 · Genre: Fiction, Horror, Fantasy · 153 words

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O very remarkable mortal, / What food is engaging your jaws / And staining with amber their portal? / "It's 'baccy I chaws."

And why do you sway in your walking, / To right and left many degrees, / And hitch up your trousers when talking? / "I follers the seas."

Great indolent shark in the rollers, / Is "baccy," too, one of your faults? -- / You, too, display maculate molars. / "I dines upon salts."

Strange diet! -- intestinal pain it / Is commonly given to nip.

The Following Pair is listed on Textopian as a short story by Ambrose Bierce, dated 1895 CE.

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Fiction — Ambrose Bierce is known for his fictional work
Horror — Bierce often incorporates elements of horror and dark humour into his stories
Fantasy — Bierce's writing often contains elements of fantasy, particularly in the form of supernatural events or phenomena.
Historical — In many of his works, Bierce draws from his own experiences during the Civil War and thus could be considered historical fiction.