The House of Commons Manner

The House of Commons Manner

The work presents a critical examination of the House of Commons, focusing on the nature of its debates and the quality of oratory within. The author reflects on the grandeur of the Palace of Westminster and the expectation of eloquence that once characterized parliamentary speeches. He contrasts this with the current state of discourse, which he finds lacking in style and substance. The narrative begins with the author's personal experiences attending debates, where he hopes to witness the art of oratory but is often disappointed. He reminisces about a time when speeches were crafted with beauty and skill, exemplified by figures like Sir William Harcourt. The author laments the decline of oratory, attributing it to societal changes and a shift in cultural values, suggesting that the modern era, marked by dietary restrictions and a more abstemious populace, has rendered the art of speaking obsolete. He describes the typical member of the House as lacking fluency and confidence, often stumbling through their speeches. The author humorously illustrates the awkwardness of these performances, noting that even when members score points, the delivery is often met with laughter rather than admiration. He critiques the tendency of the English to mistrust smooth talkers, leading to a preference for stammering and blundering, which they associate with honesty. The author argues that the current state of the House of Commons is a result of a long-standing tradition of mediocrity in public speaking. He suggests that the graphic reporters, who shape public perception of parliamentary debates, contribute to this illusion of eloquence by sanitizing the actual performances. He calls for a more honest representation of the debates to encourage improvement in the quality of discourse. Ultimately, the work serves as a satirical commentary on the decline of oratory in the House of Commons, advocating for a return to a more rigorous standard of speaking. The author believes that exposing the shortcomings of current members could lead to a renaissance in parliamentary eloquence, benefiting both the institution and the public it serves.

By Max Beerbohm · First published 1911 · Genre: Satire, Political Commentary, Essay · 3,153 words

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A grave and beautiful place, the Palace of Westminster. I sometimes go to that little chamber of it wherein the Commons sit sprawling or stand spouting. I am a constant reader of the 'graphic reports' of what goes on in the House of Commons; and the writers of these things always strive to give one the impression that nowhere is the human comedy so fast and furious, nowhere played with such skill and brio, as at St. Stephen's; and I am rather easily influenced by anything that appears in daily print, for I have a burning faith in the sagacity and uprightness of sub-editors; and so, when the memory of my last visit to the House has lost its edge, and when there is a crucial debate in prospect, to the House I go, full of hope that this time I really shall be edified or entertained. With an open mind I go, reeking naught of the pro's and con's of the subject of the debate. I go as to a gladiatorial show, eager to applaud any man who shall wield his sword brilliantly. If a 'stranger' indulge in applause, he is tapped on the shoulder by one of those courteous, magpie-like officials, and conducted beyond the precincts of the Palace of Westminster. I speak from hearsay. I do not think I have ever seen a 'stranger' applauding. My own hands, certainly, never have offended.

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