A freighter crew, stranded without a competent cook after dismissing their original one for a monotonous tapioca-based menu, finds hope in their erstwhile first mate. Under pressure and facing a looming pirate threat while en route between planets, the first mate—an unlikely culinary experimenter—accepts the role of chef. He applies his knowledge of basic chemical principles to cooking, treating the galley as a laboratory where common ingredients become reagents. His innovative approach produces a surprisingly excellent meal that revives crew morale. As the freighter, laden with valuable cargo, prepares to depart, a notorious pirate known for his brutalities unexpectedly intercepts their course. The pirate and his crew, armed and menacing, board the ship with plans to seize the cargo and, ultimately, scuttle the vessel. The situation escalates into a tense standoff, with both sides locked in a precarious balance between violence and submission. In a high-stakes twist, the first mate covertly administers a calculated dose of prolactin—a hormone responsible for inducing nurturing affection—into the meal. To counteract its potentially disruptive effects on his own crew’s functionality, he includes pepsin so as to break down the pure protein before it could change their behavior. As the meal is served, the expected chaos gives way to a bewildering transformation: the aggressive pirates become unexpectedly docile and almost affectionate, their hardened exteriors melting into displays of tenderness and camaraderie. This bizarre chemical coup de grâce not only neutralizes the immediate threat but also creates a surreal, almost farcical banquet where former enemies share table and talk in disarming, earnest tones. The ingenious ploy, blending culinary science with crisis management, staves off disaster and preserves the lives of the freighter’s crew. The narrative intertwines technical spacefaring details, humorous banter, and a satirical look at human (and pirate) nature—demonstrating that sometimes, survival in the vast reaches of space can come down to a well-executed recipe.
By Nelson S. Bond · First published 1953 · Genre: Science Fiction, Space Opera, Humorous Fiction