The Celestial Blueprint
B. T. Revanche, a vindictive financier disguised in a plastiskin nose to hide his origins, seeks revenge against Dafess City, the theocratic hometown that once shamed him for his untruncated nose and denied him love and status under its rigid "Celestial Blueprint." He strikes a deal with Da Vincelleo, the vain, sadistic genius behind Bioid Electronics, offering his entire fortune and control of his company in exchange for staging an elaborate false apocalypse against the city. Da Vincelleo, driven by ambition and his own twisted artistic pride, agrees in secret. Da Vincelleo's operatives construct a fake replica of Dafess City in the Canadian wilderness, staffed with lifelike Bioid robots standing in for the actual citizens, while cutting off the real city from the outside world. On the appointed day, the sky darkens, stars fall, and the heavens open in a theatrical "Judgment Day" spectacle drawn directly from Dafess's own prophetic scripture. The Truncated faithful gather in ecstatic anticipation of their promised reward, only to be confronted by a legion of identical eight-foot android figures modeled on the deity X — their faces twisted into snarling mockeries of divine compassion. Armed with swords, the automatons cut down some victims and herd the rest into the vault of the city's bank-temple, forcing them down a chute toward what the Blueprint had called Rejectus, the fiery pit reserved for the damned. Revanche insists on witnessing the destruction in person rather than by remote screen, but finds himself likewise stalked and herded by the android host. Fleeing through the temple's corridors, he barely escapes decapitation, seals himself inside the vault, and slides down the same chute meant for the doomed populace, using a concealed anti-gravity belt to slow his fall. He lands on a ledge above what appears to be a lake of molten lava, apparently the very hell prophesied by his childhood faith. There he watches wave after wave of the sword-wielding X-figures hurl themselves into the lava and vanish — an act he initially mistakes for their destruction, but which he then realizes was staged deliberately by Da Vincelleo to prolong his terror. Just as Revanche begins to celebrate his survival, a final apparition emerges: a horseman in an antique military uniform, its face a grotesque hybrid of X's features and Revanche's own, clearly built as personalized punishment. Revanche understands too late that Da Vincelleo, suspicious of his motives from the start, had engineered the entire spectacle as an elaborate practical joke at his expense, complete with an actor cast in his own image to symbolize his sins. He begs for mercy and is met only with the word "Justice" before apparently being struck down. The epilogue reveals the full scope of the deception. Da Vincelleo, watching from a spaceship above the real, untouched city of Dafess, detonates the entire fake installation, remarking with satisfaction on how foolish Revanche had been to think he would actually massacre a real city and risk retribution from the Solar Police. But Revanche, very much alive and safely aboard his own star yacht, has been watching a broadcast of a synthetic double of himself undergoing the ordeal, commissioned in secret from one of Bioid's rivals so he could enjoy catharsis without personal risk. Believing his enemy destroyed, Revanche gloats and prepares to relax — but Da Vincelleo, equally paranoid, had rigged a "bloodhound" missile to launch automatically if his own brainwave signal ever went silent, assuming it would mean Revanche had killed him. Revanche fires first, destroying what he believes is Da Vincelleo's ship, triggering the automated missile in turn, which finds and destroys Revanche's yacht instants later — leaving both scheming, dehumanized antagonists dead, undone by their own layered deceptions and mutual paranoia, in a final ironic twist worthy of the ruthless practical-joke ethos that defined them both.
By Philip José Farmer · Genre: Science Fiction, Satire, Dark Comedy · 5 chapters · 9,170 words
First lines
The great Vincelleo liked being an artist. It gave him an excuse to turn the universe topsy turvy. _Apocalyptical flights of fancy are not unusual in science fiction. But when a writer with Philip José Farmer's gift of laughter embarks on one the outcome may be impossible to predict. He may turn your comfortable world of breakfast, lunch and dinner into some incredible rabbit warren in space, where you'll be served vitamin pills by March hares which would have made Alice blush. Or you may simply meet the great Vincelleo himself._
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- Work type: Novella
- Author: Philip José Farmer
- Date: Date unknown
- Language: English
- Genres: Science Fiction, Satire, Dark Comedy, Revenge Thriller, Dystopian Fiction
- Length: 9,170 words
- Structure: 5 chapters, 230 paragraphs
- Reading fit: Fairly Easy (7th Grade)
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Genres
- Science Fiction — The narrative is fundamentally grounded in advanced futuristic technology including sophistically designed androids (Bioids), anti-gravity systems, spacecraft, electronic surveillance, and mechanical beings that drive the central plot mechanisms.
- Satire — The work satirizes religious dogmatism and literal scriptural interpretation through the absurd society of Dafess, whose rigid adherence to the Celestial Blueprint creates a grotesque parody of authoritarian theocracy.
- Dark Comedy — The narrative employs black humor throughout, particularly in Da Vincelleo's elaborate practical jokes, the slapstick violence of android chases, grotesque descriptions of decapitations, and the darkly comic irony of elaborate revenge schemes unraveling into mutual destruction.
- Revenge Thriller — The central plot is propelled by Revanche's obsessive quest for revenge against his hometown, orchestrating its apparent destruction in an increasingly complex scheme that devolves into multiple betrayals and counter-revenge cycles.
Tags
science fiction · speculative fiction · adventure · fantasy elements · imaginary worlds · cosmic themes · alien life · future societies · interplanetary travel · parallel worlds · mythology · philosophical fiction
Contents
- CHAPTER I
- CHAPTER II
- CHAPTER III
- CHAPTER IV
- CHAPTER V